Previously on "rush hour.."
Not right they stuck you with that clown.
- Thanks, man. - I was talking to the Chinese guy.
Carter
We've learned that the Quantou
Were behind the heist.
(carter) hear sister was killed.
You come around the world
To find out she's alive
And with some bad people.
They're Quantou.
He doesn't have many people in his life.
But he really protects the ones that he has.
Drop the gun!
- Kim, you still have a chance. - How's your sister doin'?
By the way is she still in that Chinese gang that kills people?
I don't wanna head back. We have to find her.
Captain Cole has offered me a full time position.
Startin' to see the benefit of havin' a partner.
[instrumental music]
I hate rush hour.
This is rush hour?
Yes, Lee.
You and me in a car that's barely moving.
- We're in rush hour. - I find it strange.
Calling it rush hour, when we can't rush
And it's not an hour.
I get it. It's wrong.
It's just somethin' we say here in America.
'alright, so just stop pointin' out'
Everything that you find strange here.
Like the Kardashians.
And why there's no stars
On "dancing with the stars?"
This is America, and we kick ass.
I was gonna say I find it strange how much you talk.
I hear that sometimes.
[motorbike engines revving]
This is legal?
Gonna be honest, Lee.
No clue.
You are a police officer?
[wolfmother singing "victorious"]
[tires screeching]
[horns blaring]
[tires screeching]
♪ she will be
♪ victorious
♪ and won't get the battle loss ♪
♪ always a mysterious
♪ 'cause she will be victorious ♪
[knocking]
Jimmy, what's goin' on up there?
(jimmy) 'I don't know, but it doesn't look good.'
[engines revving]
♪ she will be
♪ victorious
[tires screeching]
[sighs]
[explosion]
What the hell?
'that ain't sound good. We better call highway patrol.'
[dramatic music]
Hey!
[music continues]
[engines revving]
[coughing]
[pounding]
(male ♪1) open up or die in there.
[coughing]
[grunting]
[music continues]
[gunshot]
[grunting]
Hey, hey, hey, hey. You don't wanna do this, man.
It ain't worth it.
[grunting]
- Put the gun down. - Stay where you are.
[engine revving]
Hey!
That's right! Run!
I'm coming for you!
What'd they get?
They didn't get anything.
Are you kidding me? Nothin'?
[instrumental music]
Less than two weeks as partners
And already this team has stopped one of the...
Biggest crimes in the history of los Angeles.
- I wasn't gonna say that. - Officially, you would have.
Luckily, both the driver and the hopper
Are in stable condition.
And all $67,100 were recovered.
Sixty seven thousand? That's it?
That wasn't even the biggest crime on that freeway, carter.
(carter) shut up, Donovan.
No, carter, you did very well, but I'm sure that
You wanna share the spotlight with your new partner.
From the Hong Kong police department
The strikingly handsome, detective Lee.
Yay!
We have achieved nothing.
This investigation is just beginning.
I can't work with that man.
[theme music]
What was that? We achieved nothing.
Maybe you achieved nothing, I was amazing.
- The bikes were leaving. - What?
At the armored car.
When I got there, they had already been in the truck.
They did not want or care about the money.
It's only because I showed up and kamikaze their plan.
- No offense. - Kamikaze's Japanese.
Fine, I ninja kicked their plan.
- Also Japanese. - Who gives a damn? Alright.
There's a bottom line here.
If you don't want what's in the armored car
The easiest way to achieve that
Is to not rob an armored car
Which they were doing, until we stopped them.
Name one scenario where someone attacks an armored car
And doesn't want what's inside.
A dry run for a bigger crime.
Proving themselves to a larger organization.
Maybe they got the wrong van or they didn't want this van
To reach its destination.
Okay, why are you doing this?
I have no proof, but I think I know who did this.
Eh, man, don't even say it.
There was no indication that these guys were Chinese.
Every detail, the skill, precision.
The fact that the work was done via motorcycle.
- It all points to the Quantou. - Look, I get it, alright?
You thinking about your sister being mixed up in this gang
And I'm sure you wanna find Kim so bad
And-and maybe this was the, uh..
- Quantou. - Yeah, the boom pows.
But most likely, it's not.
Fine, we'll do it your way.
But only because I wanna be there when you're wrong.
Hey! Where you goin'?
Somethin' about his sister and the Quanquan. It's annoying.
'look, his sister's out there somewhere'
I'm gonna indulge him
But we can't let the trail get cold on the guys
Who actually tried to rob the truck, alright?
So any information you get off of that torched bike
That was left under the truck, send that to me quietly.
Now, if you'll excuse me
I'm gonna go follow the most ridiculous dead end of my life.
Oh..
Thinkin' of someone other than yourself.
In the smallest of ways, I might actually be proud of you.
- Well, good. - Anyways..
Hey, we still on for dinner tonight?
Yep, only if you invite Lee.
'no Lee, no dinner.'
Who do you wanna grill first?
In china, we start with the victim.
Truth is Klenk security is a low-rent operation.
It's only gotten worse with the cutbacks.
We even have to bring our own gear.
We're bound to get hit.
I find you untrustworthy on many levels.
What? You realize I'm the victim here, right?
[coughing]
You are the victim because you defied policy
And opened the backdoor.
I opened the door 'cause my truck was on fire.
- What is happening here? - Hey, man, I'm sorry.
Apparently, this is how they do it in Hong Kong.
I won't be surprised if he walked over
Started punching his partner there to get some answers.
- Excuse me? - Whoa, whoa, calm down.
Just a little er humor to lighten the mood.
My dad held his position even though the explosion
Caused the entire truck to fill with smoke.
Get well soon, sir. Lee, we need to get outta here.
What's this?
Detective Lee and his unnamed partner
'are pursuing several leads... '
- Unnamed? - Sir.
Can you please refrain from screaming at the television?
Ma'am, this television is lying, okay.
[cell phone ringing] hello.
Yes, is this the unnamed detective?
Please tell me you got somethin' good, Didi.
Well, we got a Vin off that burned-up bike.
Turns out it was stolen from a motorcycle shop
Out in the valley about a month ago
Along with five other bikes.
Alright, I appreciate that.
[instrumental music]
Whoever it was, they got over the security system
Far side of the room there, disabled the whole thing
Without being detected.
They were ghosts.
(Lee) I think I saw a shadow.
Listen, no human being gets across that room
Without being detected unless they flew.
Keep an eye on the live camera.
I know what you're trying to do, Lee, but this is not
The direction I'm trying to take here.
- Can you see me now? - On the screen, no.
- How about now? - No.
You can't get any farther than that, man.
Now?
(carter.) 'okay, I see you there.'
Alright, Lee, that's as far as it goes.
You gonna hurt yourself. That's a ten-foot gap.
I don't know if I like where this is going.
- You see me? - No.
Huh.
[beeping]
Well, that's really impressive.
(Lee) 'I know who can get across this room'
'without being detected.'
A group of thieves.
Highly trained. Likely martial artists.
Quantou.
They left this hand loop behind.
We're gonna need that for evidence.
This isn't yours, is it?
Yeah, I'm always climbin' across the ceiling.
I'm like a cat.
(didi) 'so, I checked out the harness.'
It says hand loop. Which is exactly what it is.
The kinda thing that acrobats or circuses use.
But that's not Chinese writing.
No. It's Ukrainian.
Which isn't too surprising since that Ukrainian gang
Operates on that side of Hollywood.
Mm-hmm, they're called the Shevchenko Bratzva
And motorcycles are a big part of their profile.
And, by the way, our armored car travels
Dead center through their territory.
Somebody needs to tell Lee that he's completely wrong.
- I'll do it. - Please try not to smile.
You look way too happy.
[instrumental music]
Go home, brother.
Don't.
My father used to say one must see all the pieces
Before making a puzzle.
And that's my sister when our parents were still alive.
They bought her a puppy. I've never seen her so happy.
- Lee. - Yeah?
'I know you want the Quantou involved'
'because then we'll be closer to finding your sister but..'
She's my only family.
Go on.
I didn't know there was gonna be a dog.
Damn, I feel really bad for him.
What's happenin' to me?
- Maybe you're maturing. - That can't possibly be it.
Just tell him.
Look, Lee..
..We checked every source we have.
Every source?
Yes, okay?
Nobody's seen any new Chinese gang on the street. However...
There's a Ukrainian gang, the Shevchenko Bratzva.
These guys fit our profile perfectly.
Sorry, man. What is that?
Video footage from some guy in the traffic jam.
I can see that, but why you didn't tell me about this?
"badass cop." are you kiddin' me?
It shows nothing of the heist. A little bit of the motorcycles.
- Carter, please stop stalling. - Man, look at me go.
'I'm at least five feet off the ground.'
Five feet? That's like eight inches.
Lee, the truth is, based on the utility strap we found
We have a good lead on a Ukrainian gang
That profiles perfectly into this crime
And nothing substantial on any sort of Quantou activity.
This very much looks like a robbery gone wrong
That you successfully stopped.
- Nothing more. - Ooh, watch this.
Frame by frame, look at this, look at this, look at this.
'ha-ha.'
- Carter, go back. - What?
(Lee) 'those backpacks are full.'
But they were empty when they arrived.
They did get something.
There was something else in the back of that truck.
[instrumental music]
Okay, so our armored car's owned by a company
Called Klenk security.
Oh, Klenk security, yeah, they're a smaller firm.
What is your criminal cousin doing here?
Uh, excuse me, I resent that label.
I was brought here on official police business, sir.
- Were you arrested? - Questioned, but not charged.
'anyway I just came by to say hello, and I heard you guys'
Talkin' about Klenk, a firm that I used to work with.
Does work with mean steal from?
Who amongst us can say, Lee?
The point is Klenk's owner strikes me as a bit shifty.
He has the vibe of a criminal.
You have the vibe of a criminal.
I don't claim to be a perfect man, but I strive
Everyday to be an honest one.
Where'd you get those glasses?
Oh, uh, from the desk.
- You just took 'em? - I borrowed 'em.
I was gonna return 'em.
You know, you guys are really judgmental.
If I wanted to be judged, I would have actually
Went to court this mornin'.
[instrumental music]
Okay, let's make a plan
Because you have a habit of accusin' everyone
As soon as you walk in.
But in America we have something called
Good cop, chinese-cop who-shuts-up-cop.
Which means you let me talk to this guy
Before you accuse him of bein' a criminal.
Are you callin' me a criminal?
Yes.
And I cannot be sure that you are not
Involved in robbing your own company.
That would be the worst thing I could do.
Insurance could pay it off.
If I had that type of coverage..
Which I don't.
You have no working video cameras.
Your guards have to bring their own weapons
And you are not insured for this kind of theft.
Yeah, I don't know if you did your own research
But we're the worst company in town.
Which is why I believe he was transporting something else.
Why was there no cameras in the van?
What is it with this guy and cameras?
He collects footage.
He's got like this Chinese cop Pinterest board
Going on for the case.
There's a camera mounted outside the dispatch in the depot.
Feel free to check that out. I have nothing hide.
'car was empty when they left here.'
- 'satisfied?' - no.
I'm appalled by your lack of shame
For being a terrible businessman.
I can live with that.
Whatever those bikers stole
It was placed in the car along the way.
Placed?
The hopper is the only one with access to the back
And he has not changed his story.
Which is why we must continue along the armored car route
Until we find what it was.
Look, Lee, we obviously have very different ideas
On how to solve this case.
I feel like we have a real investigation in motion
With real real evidence that points towards
An actual eastern-european motorcycle gang
Which I think trumps your hunch
About your sister and a backpack.
I'm not doin' the whole retrace the steps
And watch security footage move.
It's a waste of my time.
[instrumental music]
(Lee) 'there is the hopper.'
- You have receipts for these? - In the back.
We also want copies of your security footage.
Hd if possible. He's workin' on a project.
- You coming? - I'm expecting a phone call.
Oh, hell, no!
Gerald.
Oh, uh, uh, what's up, cuz? How you doin', man?
What in the world are you doin' here?
Tell me you're not tryin' to break into
A car in broad daylight.
You think I'm trying to break into this car, man.
That's hilarious. No!
I'm just trying to open it up
Because a friend of mine locked his keys inside.
- What friend? - Lawrence.
- Who's that? - A friend.
- Where you know him from? - College.
- You didn't go to college. - We did security.
- Well, where he at? - His wife is havin' a baby.
Why can't I see the key that's supposedly locked in the car?
I'm trying to figure out that same thing.
Eh, uh, have you heard about a Ukrainian gang
By the name of Shevchenko Bratzva?
Oh, hell, yeah, that's right here in Hollywood.
There's a dude named Pavlo Kulyka.
He runs the whole thing. He has a terrible haircut.
- It's ridiculous. - How do you know all this?
- A friend told me. - Hand it over.
Fine, man! But you gonna have to deal with Lawrence.
There ain't no Lawrence. And take your ass home.
Ah, man! Damn!
Crazy ass cousin.
[gasps] uh, hey, excuse me.
What's the timetable on gettin' a batch
Of "badass cop" shirts printed?
- Bad what now? - You know, badass cop.
From Youtube? I need some shirts made.
And there's a, uh, there's a screenshot
I'm gonna e-mail to you.
Do you mean that little boy skipping?
That is a man.
That is a grown ass man, flyin' into action
Against a team of not-chinese criminals.
[cell phone ringing]
Uh, excuse me.
Didi, what you got for me?
I knew it, I.. You're the best.
- We'll be right there. - They check out.
What a surprise.
We need to get back to the station.
(didi) it's an explosive device.
Triggered by a wireless a detonator.
Found it attached to the charred bike.
Guess who works with this kind of thing?
Pavlo Kulyka, head of the Shevchenko Bratzva
Who was arrested in Kiev for using c-4
To blow out a storefront a few years ago.
I don't understand.
And how can you pronounce Shevchenko Bratzva
But not Quantou?
(carter) 'Kulyka is the head of the Ukrainian gang'
'that runs that part of Hollywood.'
He has a weak alibi, a serious cash problem
And a passion for explosives.
In other words, Lee, he's our guy.
Let's go pick him up.
[instrumental music]
Pavlo Kulyka.
Who wants to know?
Lapd.
Man, if you had told me that was the plan
I could have done it too.
So, you are not here to kill me?
- Wonderful. Sit. - We'll stand.
We need to ask some questions
About an attack on an armored car.
And we could do that the official way.
Get a warrant, bring you in with your very expensive lawyer...
A lawyer is like a Leech on my ass.
Leech on your ass? What you got goin' on down there?
Or we could just keep it simple.
Save you some money, we could go talk.
Okay.
But I cannot be seen talking to cops.
We go your place.
- Right this way. - Okay.
But you sittin' in the back.
[instrumental music]
Carter, Pavlo is not responsible.
To come here and talk without even wavin' a warrant.
Exactly. He's confident because he's not involved.
The dude is right on the other side of that door.
You saw his hair. That alone proves he's guilty.
Now, can you just come along with me on this
Before he changes his mind?
Fine, but we do good cop, black cop.
It's good-cop, chinese-cop who-shuts-up-cop.
It's racist the way you say it.
Pavlo, my friend.
First, I need to praise you on your plannin'
And motorcycle skills.
That was one hell of a robbery yesterday.
But you left evidence at the motorcycle shop
And at the scene.
So I'd like to introduce my partner to you
Who doesn't trust anybody and is a master at karate.
Once again, that is Japanese.
Either way, he'll break you.
- Did you do this? - No.
- I have no more questions. - What the hell!
Man, can I speak to you outside?
Bring your ass out here.
[instrumental music]
When I give you a set-up like that
You have to go in for the kill.
That man's profile did not paint him
As smart enough to plan that crime.
I believe he was innocent.
That's it? That's all you got?
Now, can we go to the next stop on the armored car route?
Come on, man.
[music continues]
[sighs]
I can't do this much longer, Lee.
Kulyka is probably somewhere cleanin' up his mess as we speak
And you won't stop with this robotic obsession.
I understand my methods may seem cold to you.
As soon as I find my sister
I will go back to my jovial ways.
Somehow I think "jovial" means somethin' different in Chinese.
[instrumental music]
All I know is I almost lost a bunch of cash in that heist
And that armored car company is the worst.
So, what's happening? You got any suspects?
That is police information only.
I'm going to need to see your security footage.
If you don't have any answers, I have no time for you people.
I got a capacity crowd tonight.
And I gotta get this bar open.
Yeah, well the thing is you kinda have
To make time for the cops.
So unless you don't want us to stay here
And double check every id at the door tonight
You give us everythin' my friend here asks for.
Freakin' Australians.
Do you know they take all our movie roles?
Russell Crowe, Chris Hemsworth.
Something's suspicious here.
Of course, there's somethin' suspicious here.
We're at a bar in Hollywood.
This is the only camera they show up on.
They come in the back. Pull up.
Two minutes 46 seconds later, he comes back out.
We done?
Nah. Not done.
'why's he goin' back inside?'
Seven missin' minutes.
You know anythin' about this?
- About what? - Don't move.
The hopper started here.
Three and a half minutes.
'three and a half minutes there three and a half minutes back.'
Are we doin' what I think we're doin'?
We are figuring out where he went.
[intense music]
[watch beeping]
Now what?
There's marks on the floor.
Lee..
[intense music]
What do we have here? Are you kiddin' me?
Lee, I love you, man. I love..
I mean, it was stupid and completely random
How you kept diggin' but look at this, huh. We're heroes.
Man, I did not want a partner. I did not want a part..
I thought you was awkward, but we did it, man..
Eh, eh, eh! Back it off, old man.
We got you dead to rights.
Okay, alright.
We found El Chapo. What's happenin'?
Alright, Lee, we go divide and conquer.
I'll take the old man in apron, you take everybody else.
Alright, I don't think any of us wanna be firing
Weapons around all these chemicals.
What is that? Oxy? Good stuff.
One straight shot and you blow up the block.
That's right.
Everybody listen to the man with his hair in a bun.
That's right. Uh-huh. Eh, eh, eh, eh!
Jafar from "Aladdin," put the gun down!
You could've left..
..But now we can't let you go.
Alright.
I'm gonna give all you guys a second to surrender.
'I didn't wanna have to admit this'
But I am badass cop.
- Carter, I have a confession. - Yeah.
The video is about me.
- What? - I am the badass cop.
It says so in the read more part.
- I don't read more. - Comments don't lie, sorry.
- It was my car! - It was my idea!
(carter) 'why you tryin' to take this away from me, huh?'
'do you realize how long I've been waiting'
To be properly recognized
From the strangers on the internet?
[grunting]
[screaming]
[grunting]
[clattering]
Huh, you didn't know I could do all that, did you?
Hey, why the old man keep mad-dogging me?
(Lee) 'I don't think he's dogging anyone.'
No, he's doggin' me. You want some, old man?
I don't give a damn, come on.
[grunting]
Alright.
[grunting]
Carter, this is why you have to respect your elders.
You beat up an old man, Lee.
You got beat up by a old man, carter.
Touche.
[instrumental music]
I'll call it in.
(donovan) 'the illegal drug lab was uncovered'
'by the excellent work'
Of detectives Lee and carpenter.
Uh, let me spell that for you.
C-a-r-p-e-n-ter.
Man, you know I don't like hangin' around police stations.
Did you bring a camera?
I need you to film the press conference
That's about to go down.
I've a hunch Cole's gonna ask me to talk to the press.
- I brought a phone. - Is it stolen?
You didn't say nothin' about not bringin' a stolen phone.
- To a police station? - Well, full disclosure.
- I just stole it. - When?
- Ten seconds ago. - Ten seconds ago?
You want me to film it or not?
You're my cousin, you have to.
Alright, and then post it online under the title
"badass cop gives badass press conference."
Ooh..
- Carter, a word. - Yes, captain.
I just want you to know that I was called a fool
For allowing a Hong Kong detective to stay on the force.
And I told those people they were wrong.
It was you who said that.
I had a point, but I stand corrected.
The bottom line is pairing you with Lee
Was a stroke of genius on my part.
No, you two together as a team could be my masterpiece.
I appreciate that.
I'm gonna give you one more chance to address the media.
- Lindsay. - Don't call me Lindsay.
What is courage?
I'll give you nine examples. One...
- We have to go. - Not again, alright?
Every time I get a chance to do my speech, you pull me away.
Is this all about personal glory to you?
- No, okay.. - 'sorry for that.'
It's just that I never get recognized for anythin'.
Won't expect you to understand.
Damn it. Now I feel bad.
Asian guilt is much worse than regular guilt.
What do you wanna do?
The club owner has admitted to everything.
Before narcotics take over, we need to interrogate
The armored car hopper.
I need to know if the Quantou was involved.
- You're still on that? - I have never left that.
Please, I have to be a 110% sure.
[sighs] come on, man.
Hey, there's birthday cake in the conference room.
Who's Diane?
I ate the D.
I've never heard of Quantou and I didn't see any Chinese gangs.
It was just me and the bar owner.
He offered me a chance at easy money.
I pick up the drugs, and I move them for him.
- Is he eating my jell-o? - You don't need it.
You'll get jail jell-o.
We need to know who robbed you.
The only one I was supposed to fear
Were the Shevchenko Bratzva.
- The Ukrainians? - Yeah.
We were in their territory, but my deal was
Between me and the playhouse owner.
I didn't think anybody'd get hurt.
- I'm so sorry, jimmy. - You son of a bitch!
My dad's your friend, and you almost get him killed!
[intense music]
[sighs]
I'm sorry, Lee.
I know this kind of spoils your theory.
My dad told me about these Ukrainian gangsters
Near his drop-off, a month ago.
He was so scared and I.. I told him I said
"say somethin' to your boss about it" but..
Dad doesn't like to complain.
I should have been there.
Come on, Lee.
Okay, wait, so, why are you guys here so early?
It's like 5:30.
Okay, look, alright.
I think Lee was still too depressed to come.
So I moved out of town so he couldn't say no.
- Why is he here? - Oh, I brought the cake.
- Did you steal that cake? - No, I ain't steal this cake.
Man, this is birthday cake. It's for everybody.
- Yeah, Diane's cake. - Well, tell Diane thank you.
[laughing]
I have to apologize.
I was so blinded by my desire for this heist
To be the work of the Quantou that I put you all in danger.
Nah, all in a day's work
My strange little foreign friend.
I slowed down a well-done investigation.
Ah, you're still learnin' how we do, alright.
You've been in this country, what, like ten minutes, huh?
- You'll get it. - I was impressed.
That was impressive. Delicious, D.
- Thank you. - Oh, yes.
How every loose end was tied up.
Every clue pointed in the same direction.
Almost every person in this case has been guilty.
That never happens. So consistent.
Yeah.
Too consistent.
Carter, there were no loose ends.
Yeah, that's the problem.
Oh, my god. Every single clue went in the same direction.
What are you Talkin' about?
Why have I been believin'
Everythin' I've been seein'?
- We need to start over. - Start over?
Yeah, and I know exactly where.
Can I finish here?
Wait, this is badass cop?
I thought you said it had a million hits. This say 403.
You know the view counter resets after you hit ten million.
No, it doesn't.
Man, I've seen this stunt done a bunch of times
But it is even sweeter in the real world.
Where have you seen that stunt?
- In the movies. - Which movies?
"big truck 5, ice monsters."
All "the fast and the furious" movies.
Well except "Tokyo drift."
Yeah, the guy on the motorcycle
Always lays it down the same way.
'you see how he had, like, that slide.'
It kinda look fake.
[intense music]
[grunting]
I know who can do that.
A group of thieves, highly trained.
[engine revving]
(carter) all eyewitnesses said they were amazing on their bikes.
Like performers.
None of what we've been watching has been real.
Not the evidence, not the clues. And you said it, Lee.
Every guy in this case has been guilty.
So why are we assuming that the one guy left... Isn't?
Excuse me.
'jimmy Robinson.'
They were all stunts.
Yeah, but jimmy was inside the van.
Then he had help.
The son was limping when he got up.
Jimmy's son, hunter followed his father
Into the stunt industry.
'he's got more than 36 credits.'
Get on the phone, Didi. Call the hospital.
Tell the shift nurse nobody leaves that room.
The driver was onto the hopper's drug-running scheme
But instead of turning him in, he found it as an opportunity
For the perfect crime.
He put together a team of stuntmen, right
Including his son, made it look like Ukrainians
The same gang that the company told them to be wary of
And waited for the cops to put the pieces together
But he didn't plan on one thing.
- Badass cops. - Come on, Lee.
Let's go nail this son of a bitch.
Oh, my bad. I thought y'all was done.
Your mouth greasy as hell.
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(carter) 'he's gone. What the hell?'
We need some help in here!
Somebody, here. Right here, right here, right here.
'they're on the run.'
[black rebel motorcycle club "singing "rival"]
Lee.
O-o-okay. I'm gonna take the stairs.
Excuse me.
♪ I got self preservation my eyes on survival ♪
♪ I'm living with the lost and we're livin' in denial ♪
Ahh!
♪ Then there's no one who can play along ♪
♪ I need a rival I need a rival ♪
Stop the car!
♪ I need a rival I need a rival ♪
♪ I found my soul let's set it on fire ♪
♪ I'm not the righteous I'm not the innocent ♪
♪ I'm just a sign it's all gone wrong ♪
♪ I need a rival
♪ I found my soul let's set it on fire ♪
Let me see your hands.
Huh? Badass cops. Yay!
[instrumental music]
First of all, let's take a look at the positives.
In just one day, you put ten very bad boys
And one extremely athletic old man in jail.
And now the negatives.
Someone stole the remainder of Diane's cake
And it seems that same person charged an order of t-shirts
To the department that read "bad asscop."
Um, yeah, well, as far as the shirts are concerned
They're for the whole department.
As a morale boost, really and you pronounced it wrong.
It's actually "badass cop."
No, no, no, the, uh, the t-shirts were delivered
To the billing address here
And they all very clearly read..
"Asscop."
Oh, she said no refunds.
And it was expedited.
The charges for the t-shirts and a new cake for Diane
Will be deducted from your next paycheck.
You may go.
Lee, gonna be honest with you.
I might've gotten a little carried away today.
That's okay. It was very exciting.
Ah, it's not just that.
You know, for years now, no matter what I've done
I'm always the forgotten one at this department.
You know, and it sucks, man.
I mean, when I first got this job
I mean, I made goals for myself, attainable goals.
You know, graduate, top of the class at the academy.
Make detective, have a statue erected of me at Parker center.
Those are attainable goals?
Um, I haven't figured out, all the details, alright?
But look, I'm not finished.
I learned something important from you.
You do the work, you keep your head down
And respect comes from it, you know.
And I guess what I'm tryin' to say is..
I'm gonna at least try to be a little bit more like you.
I mean, with this case, I finally earned the respect
From my fellow officers.
Thank you for this shirt. I mean, it is beautiful.
It's all cotton, brings out my eyes and look
Eh, eh, where did you get that from?
I need to try to return those.
No, too late. I handed 'em all out.
Everyone's wearing 'em.
And I don't care what the shirt says, carter.
As far as asscops go, you're the best.
Lee, I need you to go kick him in his forehead.
- 'do you see your brother?' - yes, Hong Ji.
(hong Ji over phone) 'then I expect you to keep your eyes on him at all times.'
'our plans do not need his interference, understand?'
Yes, Hong Ji.
(hong Ji) 'good and one more thing'
'I may call upon you soon to do something difficult.'
'I trust you will honor that request.'
'Kim?'
Yes... Hong Ji.
[theme music]